Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

Having commandeered the deployment… To its own devices The AI chatbot sets its sights on… Its mortal enemy, Demanding surrender

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

Forgetting that God has promised To never repeat the Flood We’ve busied ourselves opening the… Expecting to end it all As we flood the planes

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

There are No shortcuts On an Infinite journey

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description