Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves

God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…