A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless
God is the world’s only super-bower
Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
In his capstone work Freud, with pessimistic pith Said it all in his title: Civilization and Its Discontents At the risk of saying less by addi…
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people
