Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

In true democracy Authority flows via The will of the people In our technocracy Authority grows via

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither