It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go
The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–
I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish
We all know what time it is– It’s time to get to work Unless it’s Shabbos Which is timeless Making Shabbos the whole
The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
One of the clearest differences be… Is that all of God’s rules Are written down in the Torah While the devil strictly relies on… This is because
Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time
People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
