One thing I could do Was need control

Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged

An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”