My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

Maybe We’re all Late bloomers

I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…

With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time

Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo