Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing

Human beings find the position of… But not being able to say it Intolerable But other human beings find being… Intolerable

Apocalypse now in the eternal now

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest