I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy