The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia