Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…