Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy

For human beings the dominant sens… So, coming to our senses Would necessarily involve restorin… By removing our blinders Which keep us from seeing anything