I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

Not one of us Has all the answers But we all Have all the answers Because there is only

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…

The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

The question isn’t Are you doing this the right way? Because there’s no right or wrong… To do the right thing The question is

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries