The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending
I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…
Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score
Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you
In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis
