I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent

Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

Don’t fear death– Time is the chisel With which we sculpt the infinite Or if, like me, you work with word… Each day is a first edition

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

If a computer could speak we could not understand it

What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that