I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me

The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge

The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…

When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God

God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any

Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death