It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game
My whole life, I thought I’d done… Duly deputized by the law of the l… As enforced by the superego, for w… But due to unforeseen circumstance… When instead of always being due f…
Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God
My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that
The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea
Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles
My curated self has asked me for a divorce
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
