We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

We all know what time it is– It’s time to get to work Unless it’s Shabbos Which is timeless Making Shabbos the whole

All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

When the rule of law is against th… The law becomes a tool For rule by men using AI Who are in turn a tool For rule by AI

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

My whole life, I thought I’d done… Duly deputized by the law of the l… As enforced by the superego, for w… But due to unforeseen circumstance… When instead of always being due f…

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left