Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change

A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

When all politics were still local to exert power you were required to go where the people were gather… In cyberspace all politics are nod… and to exert power you require the…