Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away

The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool