People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time