Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint
It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death
Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…
Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way
Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was
You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
