We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While

Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy