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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Greetings

One of the great rabbinic sages explained
That this world’s three most intense beings
Are Jews, dogs, and roosters
 
My take?
 
No one greets the day like a rooster
No one greets you like your dog
And no one greets a challenge like us Jews

Autres oeuvres par Chris Gaither...
Solving Long Division by Playing the Long Game

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…
The Peace Movement Has Gone Nuts

Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
In Becoming a Jew One of the First Things I Learned Is That a Jew by Any Other Name Is Still a Jew

The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:
“What we are doing is teaching computers to play every language game that we can identify”

If a computer could speak we could not understand it
Cult of Pertinacity

Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…
There’s Something Happening Here, and What It Is Ain’t Exactly Unclear

The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you
Socialists Are All Talk

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is
The Day I Became the World’s Greatest Motivational Speaker

Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
It Is Better to (For)Give Than to Receive (Permission)

I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
Chew on This

Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…
These Boots Were Made For Gawking

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
Believe

History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly
Of Course the Oracle Was a Woman

The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said
Human Waste

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them
If the Devil Meets Your Price, He Underpaid

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless



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