Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

My ego is too big

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists

A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail