We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe

It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us