In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…

Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling

To take control Over human beings’ bodies You need only establish regulation Over the reward systems in their b… Because doing this for yourself

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best