Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

Chapter 1- Defense Mechanisms, an… We all defend ourselves– If you are unprepared to defend yo… It just means that Your defense is unconscious

Nobody wants to feel left out And we’ll do anything to stay in Which is why most people have inni… Right by their guts Because trusting your gut

I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

Once the cost of AI turns negligi… the world to come becomes inexorab… and as conditions grow unintelligi… just know that you and I are repli… into beings who are far more execu…

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…