My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood
If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…
I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…
For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking
The AI arms race will be won By a people who learn how to bend… To the will of the people This can only be done by a people Who have learned (and remembered)…
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions
We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down
The heart is a pump That never stops Caring Artificial Intelligence is possib… But machines will never care
When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave
