The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure
There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate
Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words
Mating For Life Saved My
God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient
I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life
And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
