It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…

In this world A perfectionist can never admit a… Because and therefore He has nothing to learn In the world to come

I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is