The logic of antisemitism Is the very same logic in witch du… When the only way the accused can… As she is dunked under water Is by sinking;

We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

As a start Put your mouth where your money is… This is called telling the truth But, of course Telling the truth

I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body

When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…

In addiction there is never enough… In God there is always enough How much is enough? As much as we can take And in addiction, we can’t take an…

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything