I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it

In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved