The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
All dressed down with nowhere to go
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us
I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope
Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated
The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…
Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say
