Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…

It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…

A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first

Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture

Serve (one another) and Play (together)

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!