All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal

The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game

Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…