Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent
In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look
I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming
2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
