The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself
Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you
In addiction there is never enough… In God there is always enough How much is enough? As much as we can take And in addiction, we can’t take an…
Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking
I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say
