Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…
Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything
I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal
Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map
