America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction

You can only make a difference in the face of indifference

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure

Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…