When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free