One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:

America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice

Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…

By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism