A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance
It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…
The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…
There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain
The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
