Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…

If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work