Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…

Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on