The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one

If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age

All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four