My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up

It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention

The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure

If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer

The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where