I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king
You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for
