Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it

I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research