In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up

God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

Raised by pacifists I’ve finally made my peace With defending myself from pacifis…

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

If you fear God Then you will turn your attention… At various times each day Coming to learn that the fear of… Is the fear of losing your connect…

First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us