I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell

It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until

I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all