Nothing is Risk-free Except hell
When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later
A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get
Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into
The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–
On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death
