I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…

A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where

The Bad News Bears Bear the bad news That people tend to kill the messe… They are the bearers of bad news Not because they bear bad news

If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…

The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team

The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…