Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

To take control Over human beings’ bodies You need only establish regulation Over the reward systems in their b… Because doing this for yourself

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out