Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery
Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right
In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet
Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
