Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble

Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that