My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

In the cyber proxy war of all agai… We are all fighting each other So that none of us have to fight Our own worst inclinations

The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into

If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into

The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures