Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

The most radical act has become One that gives you meaning Without getting you attention Not because we don’t need one anot… We all do–

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized