You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually
As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death
Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free
I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone
Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…
Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted