Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

A being becomes human when you add meaning

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder

What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for