A Culture of Death Never Speaks of Death; We Just Say It’s Gone to Committee
A planning committee’s second most important job
Is coming up with a plan
That everyone can agree to
But no one is happy with
This sounds strange until you realize
That everyone agrees to the plan
Precisely because no one is happy with it
You see, we all know
A desire can never be satisfied
But a complaint can always be registered
Registering these complaints
Is the planning committee’s most important job
