One interpretation holds that the… And the Tree of Knowledge of Goo… Are one and the same tree Which makes sense to me Since when Adam and Eve decided t…

The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time

In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–

In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come

When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia