What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
You can only make a difference in the face of indifference
When Luke unknowingly asks Yoda “How far away is Yoda– Will it take us long to get there?… Yoda replies “Patience, soon you will be with h…
God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself
I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where
If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…
The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated
