When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer