The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
By hook or by crook I do it all by the book
If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask
Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…
In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled
How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…
In Rodin’s famous sculpture The Thinker The subject, deep in thought Rests his chin on the back of his… There are memes on the internet in…
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
Life is trying So Die trying
You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin
We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
