Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

I have an idea: I have no idea

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

Love is never generic– It is always specific to our genet… And in the giving we are both gene… And generative as we make the worl… Also making us generals, taking ch…